(Washington D.C) John Boehner, The United States tannest elected representative invited Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu to Washington D.C. to experience a mutually beneficial tanning session.

“Bibi (Netanyahu) is just looking too pasty, compared to me, these days. Doesn’t his pay check allow him to afford to store his own tanning machine in his office? I can lend him one of mine. Maybe he will let me open a tanning franchise on the Gaza strip?

I can show him how to get a tan without the lines, if he’s open minded,” stated Boehner.

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(Silicon Valley, CA) – The world’s giant tech titans Google and Apple jointly announced plans to add “No Go Zones” to their respective map applications specifically to prevent Bobby Jindal from embarrassing himself any further.
“We felt God awful for Mr. Jindal when he couldn’t pinpoint the exact locations of the No Go Zones Jindal referenced in a press interview while on a “I’m Trying To beef Up My Foreign Policy Credentials By Visiting Europe” tour, said a spokesperson for the initiative. Continue reading

Miami, Florida (Busher Report) – Matt Drudge, owner of The Drudge Report, most famous for breaking the Monica Lewinsky Bill Clinton BJ in the Oval office story, declared his plans to throw 150% of his site’s support and traffic to make sure Hillary Clinton becomes the next and first female president of the United States. Continue reading

After A Change of Heart, Dick Cheney Admits He Failed to Proof Read His WSJ Op-Ed Piece
After A Change of Heart, Dick Cheney Admits He Failed to Proof Read His WSJ Op-Ed Piece

Jackson Hole, Wyoming (Busher Report) – Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney admitted the op-ed piece he co-authored Liz, was way off and in poor taste. Said Cheney, “My straight politically ambitious daughter Liz and I thank everyone, even Fox News, for all the constructive feedback about the Wall Street Journal op-ed we penned together. You see, the only way my daughter Liz can get attention from anyone is to co-write op-eds and other works of fiction with me, a former Vice President of the United States. She wrote the whole thing and quite frankly I forgot to proofread it before we sent it off to the WSJ editorial staff. “ Continue reading

Hello World. How are you? I hope your mood lifts when you hear the following news. I, John Busher, self published a new book called All Things Oligarchy – Funny Interviews with Things. The book contains interviews and conversations between the following inanimate objects and words: Continue reading

Can Apple, the corporation, laugh at itself? If I were Apple I would make fun of myself by developing Saturday Night Live style parody videos using one or all three of the following concepts: Continue reading

Combative New Jersey Governor Chris Christie released his own unbiased independent Bridgegate report produced by Gibson, Dunn, & Crutcher, a law firm his administration hired to investigate the George Washington Bridge Four Day Traffic Jam caused by the shutdown of three lanes on the entrance to the bridge.

Sativa Sue, a large beautiful bud of sativa marijuana and the only sativa marijuana plant that blogs for the satirical news site HarryBalls.com scored the first interview with Christie’s Bridgegate report. How does an inanimate object like a bud of sativa marijuana named Sue interview a bunch of papers bound together? Magic happens in the world of satirical fiction known as HarryBalls.com. Continue reading

Here are the conclusions and recommendations to the officially unofficial Bridgegate Report New Jersey Governor Chris Christie paid $1,000,000 of taxpayer money to clear his ass. You can read the complete interview with this same BridgeGate Report here conducted, Sativa Sue, a beautiful fragrant large bud of sativa marijuana.


1. Chris Christie runs a really, really, tight ship. Continue reading

Hey there. That’s right, you read the headline properly. I am Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Right Nipple. I volunteered to share a list of my nine favorite sanctions the United States has decided to throw at my countrymen for reunited Crimea with the Motherland.

1. Must immediately sign up for Obamacare. Continue reading