(Silicon Valley, CA) – The world’s giant tech titans Google and Apple jointly announced plans to add “No Go Zones” to their respective map applications specifically to prevent Bobby Jindal from embarrassing himself any further.
“We felt God awful for Mr. Jindal when he couldn’t pinpoint the exact locations of the No Go Zones Jindal referenced in a press interview while on a “I’m Trying To beef Up My Foreign Policy Credentials By Visiting Europe” tour, said a spokesperson for the initiative. Continue reading