Here are the conclusions and recommendations to the officially unofficial Bridgegate Report New Jersey Governor Chris Christie paid $1,000,000 of taxpayer money to clear his ass. You can read the complete interview with this same BridgeGate Report here conducted, Sativa Sue, a beautiful fragrant large bud of sativa marijuana.


1. Chris Christie runs a really, really, tight ship. Continue reading

Hey there. That’s right, you read the headline properly. I am Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Right Nipple. I volunteered to share a list of my nine favorite sanctions the United States has decided to throw at my countrymen for reunited Crimea with the Motherland.

1. Must immediately sign up for Obamacare. Continue reading

I published my second ebook called “Donny The Drone’s Terrific Guide to American Exceptionalism.” In this book, Donny, a US Military missile launching drone, interviews the phrase American Exceptionalism to answer the questions: “Where did American Exceptionalism come from?”; “When did American Exceptionalism makes its debut?” and they both will share some terrific examples of American Exceptionalism.

You can buy the book in many formats through Smashwords now for $2.99. Donny The Drone should appear in Apple’s iBookstore, SONY, Barnes & Noble, Kobo and the Diesel ebook store in the next few weeks.

What would a conversation between the Fourth Amendment of the United States Constitution and the NSA’s Prism Program look like? Would they get along or bash each other over their non-existent heads? What would they discuss? You can find out when you read this satirical book called “The Fourth Amendment Interviews the NSA’s Prism Program” which I wrote. I hope you appreciate the humor enough to pay $2.99 for it. Right now you can buy it through Smashwords. You will also be able to buy it through Apple’s iBookstore, Barnes & Noble, SONY, Kobo and Diesel ebook store in a few days or a few weeks.